Monday, February 11, 2013

Twinkle toes

This past Friday we left for our Ring of Kerry trip. We had booked it way back during orientation through one of the gaelic professors and it was a flat price for everything included. We left just after lunch on Friday and our first stop was to Crag Caves.
Good thing it wasn't "Ireland's 2nd Most Exciting Showcase"
The day was beautiful for once so it was kinda sad that the schedule wasn't flexible enough that we could do something outside instead of go somewhere that's dark and wet all the time anyway. It was still really cool though and quite the popular destination for small children...so it was good for a group of college aged students who's attention span was just as long as the 5 year olds' there. 
darn...
Similarly, some of us were in desperate search of sheep stuffed animals:
The caves really are pretty cool themselves. They're I think about 8.3 km long but we were only allowed through the first 400 meters. Our tour guide seemed kind of bored like she'd done this millions of times before, which honestly, she probably has. At least she didn't get stuck with the birthday party of 4 year olds like the poor girl giving a tour after us.


We headed straight for the hotel after this as it was getting close to dinner time. Our hotel was in a little town call Cahersiveen that was pretty easy to get to all our other locations from each day. We had dinner which was fabulous not only because it was made of something other than whatever pasta and sauce was on sale at Tesco that week (as most of us are used to), but also because we were pretty ravenous at that point. 

Afterwards we had a guest speaker come to the hotel to talk to us. He was a local farmer on Valentia Island who told us about his childhood, what he does for a living, how he's needed to change his income source as the years went on and so on and so forth. It was actually really interesting and I would've definitely been able to pay better attention if I hadn't been stuffed to the brim with food (specifically all those rolls and butter).

We got a short break before our last event of the night began which was a Ceili (pronounced KEEL-ee)  dance. For those that don't know (I'll assume that's a large portion considering I had no clue what it was before coming here), a ceili  dance is basically like Irish square dancing. We had a drummer and an accordionist playing music for us, one woman who was doing all the teaching, and two other girls that were the guinea pigs who did all the examples for us and filled in extra spots when someone was partnerless. 

I was the lucky one that got paired with one of the girls, Lucy, when we were learning how to spin. Looking back I actually think it was a fairly awkward and extremely hilarious experience on my part. What you do is put your right hand on the other person's waist as you're facing them and hold left hands under your right arms. Now, I'll be the first to admit, I can definitely be kind of awkward when it comes to touching other people, especially someone whom I've never met before such as Lucy. One of my friends on this trip half jokingly (half not) had said earlier about the ceili "wait, we need to touch people for this?" and I was inclined to agree at this point. 

The instructor was then like "Alright now you just SPIN!" and we were off. Most people there (with a few exceptions) had never Irish danced in their life before and so were flopping and jumping about in circles failing miserably yet hilariously. But no, not me! Just before we started spinning Lucy tightened her grip to vice-like and the split second before she started whiplashing me around like a rag doll I stupidly thought, "should I be holding on tighter?". It was one of those panicked moments where not even a second after something begins you realize you should be doing something else: in my case holding on for dear life. Thankfully, I didn't make too much of a fool of myself and managed to hang on to her without being flung across the room. I was actually quite impressed considering how much smaller she was than me. On the second try, I was a lot more prepared and even did a halfway decent job of it. I didn't slow Lucy down, which was what I was basing my success level on.

Turns, out that when I wasn't paired with her I was quite pitiful and that whenever someone else was paired with Lucy they were the ones being whiplashed around. At least that made me feel better that I was pretty much on the same level as everyone else. We had a basic lesson of 3 or 4 step moves, which are all really simple except when you start having them on top of each other, one after another. The first dance was called the Walls of Limerick and I guarantee you that if you were to look up a video of it, the dancers would be thousands of times better at it than we were. We couldn't really get through without bumping into someone, misstepping/stepping on someone else, losing count, not knowing where/when to go, or just standing in the middle of all the action looking clueless because you have absolutely no idea what's going on as people dance (read: stumble) about you. 

It was definitely a blast as we were all sweaty messed bumping into each other and cracking ribs over how awful of dancers we were. They had warned us it would be physical, but I was absolutely drenched when we finished 2 hours later. No worries that night about needing to burn off the mountains of food we ate. And I have to say, for someone who's main form of physical exercise is slamming bodily into other people, I was definitely not the least graceful that night and would totally consider doing it again. The only thing is I wish someone had gotten some pictures. Not videos though, THOSE would be awful.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Don't ASSume there aren't going to be any donkey joke...

On Sunday Maggie, Ally, a new friend Chelsea, and I decided to visit the Donkey Sanctuary that's near Cork. We found out the night before that it was one of those "near" Cork places. You know, when the place just latches on to the nearest city and says it's "near" there even if it's really 1 or 2 hours away.

We decided to take a bus to the nearest stop and then take a taxi to the actual sanctuary. Ironically the place was called Buttevant (teehee BUTT) to go along with our donkey themed day. We definitely found no end to our amusement of making ass related jokes. Unfortunately, we were not very prepared in the transportation department and hadn't actually brought along the number of a cab company we could call to come get us. We stopped into a Centra (they're kind of like a CVS kind of place) and asked one of the girls working there if they had a number we could call. One of them ran off somewhere and came back in a few minutes later saying that a cab was on its way for us. So thanking her, we waited outside for it to arrive. 
Ruining pictures as usual.
All cabs here have huge things on top of their cars that look like police lights but actually say TAXI in huge letters. We were more than a bit surprised then when a regular looking car stops. It was indeed our "cab" that had arrive. We're pretty sure he was just a friend of the girl's but he was nice and not creepy (always important) and took us there for pretty cheap. 

We arrived and as I expected, we could smell them before we could see them. We also came at feeding time so instead of lots of cute donkey faces greeting us we lots of ass's asses:



We decided to go on the "farm walk" since we figured we'd do something besides look at donkey butts and it was actually very pretty:
Of course Maggie in pictures again since she's always
walking in front of everyone.

 We eventually found our way to more donkeys who weren't nomming and were actually very friendly. We also ran into the guy who's father started the sanctuary and he was the typical cute old irish guy. he was also very informative and stopped to chat with us for a while while we were ogling at the donkeys. They also do this funny thing with their lips when you touch them. I guess it's reflexive if they think it's food but it looks pretty funny:
I tried to get a video but it didn't really work out. I did thankfully get this picture though:
and now you can all start the jokes about which one is the real ass.

We continued on our lovely walk and eventually got hungry ourselves and decided to *ahem* hop the fence and walk into the "town". There also was a castle there that we wanted to check out but the "town" ended up being about all of 2 streets with no place to eat. We did stop by the castle on our way back to the sanctuary which was pretty cool:

We couldn't actually go in, but we weren't too dissappointed because we wanted to get on our merry way we were so hungry. So we tropped back to the sanctuary finding this very accurate mural of basically everything in the area:
donkeys, a castle, and green hills. yup.

So we went back hopped the fence yet again, and headed back to Buttevant to get some grub at a little cafe which was delicious. So we went from butt, to asses, to butt again before finally catching the bus back to Cork. Made for a good day. I mean, hey, any day filled with ass jokes is a good day in my book.